yak, ralph, etc


INT: d & i enter the elevator after lunch

ELEVATOR: *reeks*

ME: it smells like fresh vomit in here.

D: it smells like someone vomited, and then cooked it in a fry pan on high heat.

ME: it smells liked someone vomited, cooked it in a fray pan on high heat, then ate it and then vomited it back up.

D:... and then cooked it again.


also: as i was getting out of the car after lunch i told derek i'd see him later and blew him an overexaggerated sloppy kiss. he decided an appropriate response was to bust out an exaggerated thumbs up, followed by a salute. i said "i show you a gesture of my undying love and you deem it appropriate to respond with a thumbs up & a half-assed salute?" to which he responded with a double thumbs up that turned into finger guns and culminated in a finger moustache (with head-shaking and lip flaring).

i know, we are totally digusting and five-years old between the two of us. and that's why it works.